There are home remedies to try.
You find the one that works
And snap! You're safe.
And every product 'neath your sink
Might be a medicine to drink.
No need for tests, the president suggests .....
That a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down
Your temperature go down-wown
Temperature go down.
Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down
It's the latest Covid craze.
A politician who distracts
Has very little time for facts.
The scientists he's hired are perplexed.
While Dr. Birx is 'bout to barf
And hang herself with her own scarf
He diatribes and recklessly prescribes.
That some Pledge on your pancakes makes coronavirus pass
Coronavirus pass-ass
If it gives you gas.Try some bleach in your beer
And shove a flashlight up your ass.
Heal yourself with UV rays.
Our president is no MD,
He only plays one on TV,
But of medical advice he's always full.
A little Drano in your cup
Will clear your sinuses right up
And quench your thirst unless it kills you first.
Slap your mom with a Swifter
'Til her temperature goes down
Her temperature goes down-wown
Temperature goes down.
Spray your boyfriend with Lysol
'Til he's six feet underground.
It's the latest Covid craze.
Since it's improbable you'll win with your hydroxychloroquine
Splash some Windex in your wine and you'll resolve.
And you won't likely get a pill
From Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil.
There's no
Vacine
So try some Mr. Clean.
Ooh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h ooh!
Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down
In the most destructive ways
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A Randy Rainbow Song Parody 04/25/2020
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